Embarassing joke....

On Wednesday, Gloria told me a joke:
有一天，乌龟、猴子和猪去吃sushi,
吃到一半才发现没有酱油，
于是叫乌龟出去买
等了一小时……
两小时……
三小时……
四小时……
猪就跟猴子说
怎么那么慢，
他回来的时候不要给他吃sushi
乌龟就说
你们再讲我就不出去买了！！！

At first I don't understand the joke,
but then I told Isabel the joke
she laughed!!!!
She said that how can I be so 迟钝……
I also don't know....

ANTI-VIRUS E

VIRUS E, I HATE YOU!!!!!!
You said I got good results bcos I meniru, (but I won't do anything like that)
You said I don't deserve to get no.1 in 1a4 andd 3 best subjects,
You said everything to hurt me.

I know you are jealous,
I know you could think of anything to hurt me.
I know I must forgive you.

But, I still HATE you.